E3's over, and I had a really good time with my friends. I won't bother writing reviews of stuff, because online review sites crank those things out of their collective anus pretty quickly. I WILL offer this observation to anyone who enjoys those reviews... those reporters are rude cynical fucks. Sure they play the game, but they look down upon the gamer. Two things happened to me, when I was in the Wii line. First some dot-com-douche flashes his media badge, prempting people (like me) who waited 2 hours in line outside the Wii booth and another 40 mins waiting for the actual game line (in this case, Metroid Prime 3) After this turd inserted himself to the front of the line, he spastically fumbled with the Wii remote and nunchuck, barely able to turn and jump, leaving only after he got his fill of fumbling around. These are the detached suckpuses that will go on to write about how WONDERFUL the game was, DETAILING their EXPLOITS in DRAMATIC FIRST PERSON NARATIVE.

While I was mulling all this over, two photographers carrying a ladder shoved me out of the line to set up for an 'over the crowd' shot. An "excuse me" would have been nice.