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26th September 2006
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5th June 2006
BEST SPAM EVER
From: "Snell Irvin"
Date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 00:35:15 +0000
To: "Snider Irving"
and were instantly smashed underfoot. Ivan let out a dreadful war-whoop audible, to everybody's embarrassment, as far as the boulevard, and began to defend himself. There came a tinkle of breaking crockery, women screamed. While the waiters tied up the poet with dish-cloths, a conversation was in progress in the cloakroom between the porter and the captain of the brig. 'Didn't you see that he was wearing underpants? ' asked the pirate coldly. 'But Archibald Archibaldovich--I'm a coward,' replied the porter, ' how could I stop him from coming in? He's a member!' 'Didn't you see that he was wearing underpants? ' repeated the pirate. 'Please, Archibald Archibaldovich,--' said the porter, turning purple, ' what could I do? I know there are ladies on the ver-andah, but...' 'The ladies don't matter. They don't mind,' replied the pirate, roasting the porter with his glare. ' But the police mind! There's only one way a man can walk round Moscow in his underwear--when he's being escorted by the police on the way to a police station! And you, if you call yourself a porter, ought to know that if you see a man in that state it's your khflftgk f gg pfm fh f ffg f qgs ifg lfhg n gpgpfgk ogqglgm sdjksdfsdfsdlgkj sdflkjsdf lksdjfsdfsdf
Current Mood: Archibald Archibaldovich!
31st May 2006
Linked to by Xenox.
I can't believe how much awesome is in that list... I.... weep.
Fuck you Germany.
Current Mood: sad
27th May 2006
ZOMG CYD. :
: The uncanny valley principle Wikipedia
Translated version of the original article
Forgive me if you've heard of this before, but I thought it clearly expresses the problems and emotions I've felt while looking at the following...
Current Mood: inquisitive
24th May 2006
Forgot to link this. : Why West Coast Pizza Tastes Like Crap.
NullEnigma's Search for Pizza
Welcome to :
NULLENIGMA'S SEARCH FOR PIZZA!
Tried making some pizza from scratch, using a recipe found here, and substituting and altering that which I didn't have the time/ingredients for.
Pies one and two!
Current Mood: hungry
22nd May 2006
THANKS FOR THE CHOICE.
While I'm posting pictures, I might as well include this one from E3
One last late E3 observation... we were given Bawls mints as a free sample when we arrived the first day
Which meant we had to stand in line for 5 hours with bawls in our mouths just so we could get to play with the Wii.
E3 is pretty gay.
Current Mood: lol
12th May 2006
E3's over, and I had a really good time with my friends. I won't bother writing reviews of stuff, because online review sites crank those things out of their collective anus pretty quickly. I WILL offer this observation to anyone who enjoys those reviews... those reporters are rude cynical fucks. Sure they play the game, but they look down upon the gamer. Two things happened to me, when I was in the Wii line. First some dot-com-douche flashes his media badge, prempting people (like me) who waited 2 hours in line outside the Wii booth and another 40 mins waiting for the actual game line (in this case, Metroid Prime 3) After this turd inserted himself to the front of the line, he spastically fumbled with the Wii remote and nunchuck, barely able to turn and jump, leaving only after he got his fill of fumbling around. These are the detached suckpuses that will go on to write about how WONDERFUL the game was, DETAILING their EXPLOITS in DRAMATIC FIRST PERSON NARATIVE. :
While I was mulling all this over, two photographers carrying a ladder shoved me out of the line to set up for an 'over the crowd' shot. An "excuse me" would have been nice.
11th May 2006
Today will probably be the best day at E3, simply because I got to (briefly) meet Adam West.
I don't remember EVERYTHING in the short conversation I had with him, but it here is paraphrased what I remember.
Adam: "Why its my old friend (looks at my E3 badge) Chris! Where are you from again?"
Me: "Oregon, Bend Oregon."
Adam: "You looked like an Oregoner. How many swans are in Bend lake?"
Me: "Actually its a river, the Deschutes river"
Adam "So they moved from the lake."
Me: ... (I have no idea what to say at this point, at the verge of laughing like mad, I probably mumbled something unintelligable)
Adam: "Have a good time back in Bend."
Me: "I'll try not to get pecked to death by swans."
Current Mood: Adaaaam Weeeeest
9th May 2006
One sentance resturant review. GPKNOW SEZ : CPK NEVER.
Seriously, what's wrong with west coast pizza? I thought it might have just been the places I've tried, but they ALWAYS make shitty pizza. This is the main thing I miss about the east coast.
3rd May 2006
6th March 2006
I have finally found my lost Acer TabletPC stylus, I can stop using this old Toshiba one! :
Sketch folder updated as a result.
Current Mood: happy
4th January 2006
31st December 2005
If you understand : this you get a cookie.
14th December 2005